[Roxy is glancing through a baby catalog]
Boy howdy. They got strollers in here for $500. For that kind of money it should push itself.
I bet they're cheaper at the PX.
Well, it doesn't matter if they are. We gotta beg, borrow and steal everything we can before we spend a dime on anything real. Besides you can't go poking around the PX 'cause I haven't told anybody about the baby yet.
[looks at Roxy in astonishment] Rox, you're killin' me. Why haven't you told your friends yet?
When was I supposed to tell them? After Jeremy tried to shoot himself? Oh, or when Pamela left Chase? Or maybe I should've done it––
Ok, ok, I get it. Just don't let other people's stuff stress you out. It's not good for the baby.
I'm not stressed about other people's stuff. I'm stressed about my own stuff, like the ban on The Hump Bar, the Mustang's on its last leg, we gotta get all this new baby gear.
Oh really. What's that? A bake sale?
That's funny. No, I'm getting a second job.
[...]
[looks at Lucky] Why don't you get a job, huh? Your kibble isn't free y'know. Hey, you look at me when I'm talking to you.
[Watching Lenore Baker pose around for photographs]
Some things never change.
She's changed all right. Now that she bagged General Bigshot, she's ten times worse.
Forget Lenore. We've got work to do.
Meanwhile, my business is in the toilet, my bills are getting bigger, I've got the baby and now––
[interrupts Roxy] Woah. Baby? You're pregnant?
[realizes that she slipped her secret] Ohhh. [smiles] Yeah. I am.
Oh Roxy, come here. [gets up and hugs Roxy]
[Michael is at the officers' club having a drink. Unknown to him Claudia Joy is not far away.]
Buy you a drink, soldier?
Bet your wife doesn't understand you.
[Michael grins and gives Claudia Joy a kiss]
[Roxy is preparing the presentation for General Ludwig and Major General Holden]
BO Bar owner
I heard on TV once that if you're nervous of people, just picture them naked.
[Just then, General Ludwig and MG Holden walk in]
Um, yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
[walks to join Denise and Pamela at the table] What did I miss?
About a beer and a half. [laughs]
[brings a bottle of wine to the table] Wine.
I think this occasion calls for a toast. [holds cup] To The Hump. Can't keep a good bar down.
[Roxy takes out a bottle of water. The ladies toast]
Yeah. Water. It's better for the baby.
[squeals in excitement] I'm pregnant!!!
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