[Roxy is glancing through a baby catalog]
Boy howdy. They got strollers in here for $500. For that kind of money it should push itself.
I bet they're cheaper at the PX.
Well, it doesn't matter if they are. We gotta beg, borrow and steal everything we can before we spend a dime on anything real. Besides you can't go poking around the PX 'cause I haven't told anybody about the baby yet.
[looks at Roxy in astonishment] Rox, you're killin' me. Why haven't you told your friends yet?
When was I supposed to tell them? After Jeremy tried to shoot himself? Oh, or when Pamela left Chase? Or maybe I should've done it––
Ok, ok, I get it. Just don't let other people's stuff stress you out. It's not good for the baby.
I'm not stressed about other people's stuff. I'm stressed about my own stuff, like the ban on The Hump Bar, the Mustang's on its last leg, we gotta get all this new baby gear.
Babe, I got a plan.
Oh really. What's that? A bake sale?
That's funny. No, I'm getting a second job.
What??!
A lot of guys moonlight.
[...]
[looks at Lucky] Why don't you get a job, huh? Your kibble isn't free y'know. Hey, you look at me when I'm talking to you.
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