[Sloane wakes up at a salon as a Russian esthetician exfoliates her arm]
Sloane
Why is my Pikachu throbbing?
Olga
Because I make it pretty.
Chelsea
You're getting a spa treatment. That's part of your surprise.
Sloane
No! You said we were gonna do nothing.
Chelsea
Well, now we're taking a family photo.
Sloane
A f... That's why you wax me? What kind of family photo are we taking? And what are you scrubbing me with? That hurts!
Olga
There is no beauty without bother, Devchonka.
Sloane
Are you Russian?
Olga
Yes. And so are you, judging by your black forest.
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