Rick and Chelsea in “Unfinished Business”

Chelse, don't tell me what I can't do.

Oh, my God. You are sporting, like, a giant power boner right now.

No. You just can't handle the fact that I have authority over you.

No, I can't handle the fact that you're being so bossy.

Right. Nobody can tell you anything. That's why you have such healthy relationships.

Okay, your healthiest relationship in the last 5 years has been with a tub of petroleum jelly.