Chelsea
Hey, Dee. I'm heading out.
Dee Dee
Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. That's a joke, because I wouldn't do anything.
Chelsea
Why don't you get your butt off the couch and come out with me?
Dee Dee
Oh. No thanks.
Chelsea
So what are you doing?
Dee Dee
Origami. I'm perfecting my swan. Isn't it cool? [in a funny voice, while playing with her origami] "Hello, Chelsea. It seems like it's time for you to go out. It's 7:00!" [back to normal voice] Don't you just love swans?
Chelsea
[takes the origami and proceeds to play with it] If you keep doing origami, you will never have an "ori-gasm."
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