Good evening. What can I get for you?
I will have a margarita, no salt.
Ha ha. I'm sorry, but we don't serve alcohol here. Um, but if you want a free topper on your popcorn, come back as much as you want. [whispering] They only inventory the bags.
Is this your first time ever talking to a woman? We'll take two medium popcorns and two diets, please.
It's a buck less if you share a large combo.
Oh, no, no. No thanks. My sister does not like sharing.
Especially mouth STDs.
Sloane, you're blowing it for me with Stan.
Not possible. [blinks at Chelsea and walks away]
He has a little boner for you.
He's 15. He just has a little boner.
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