Oh, I'm better for that. What's been happening?
Well, Mrs. Peacock loves Captain Peacock, and Captain Peacock, alias Jack the Lad loves Mrs. Peacock, although he's got a very strange way of showing it. And Mr. Rumbold, it appears, was just masquerading, and I know from long experience that only leads to trouble. Ooh, and the maintenance men who have the wherewithal to open the locked window have just come out the pub.
Ooh, isn't that wonderful, Captain Peacock? All's well that ends well.
Mrs. Slocombe, since the maintenance men have just got on a 47 Bus, what makes you think it's all going to end well?
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