Mr Rumbold, Mrs Slocombe and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mr Rumbold

Oh, this chap's quite a large shareholder. [He's a] professional dancer.

Mrs Slocombe

Oh, Mr. Humphries does a bit of dancing. Don't you, Mr. Humphries?

Mr Humphries

Oh yes. The word "versatile" has been applied to me before. [Begins to dance]

Mr Rumbold

I must stop you; he's only got one leg. And he is from Nigeria. Could you play a one-legged, Nigerian tap-dancer?

Mr Humphries

Not with any degree of sincerity, no.