Tammy Tangerine and Bert Banana in “Bible Fruit”

Tammy Tangerine

Right, Bert? Remember that Bert? Bert! Remember how hard you would hit me?

Bert Banana

As hard as I could, as long as I could. Frankly, all the hitting drained me. I had to go to the hospital and have my hands replaced. I was too high, too out of my mind to know I had ruined my hands hitting her. But those days are over. No crack for me. No beating my fiancé. No strangling drifters for sex. No! No more. 'Cause JESUS lives in my heart. Yaaay... Jesus!