Meatwad and Carl in “Diet”

Hey Carl, how's it going?

Hey what?

I'm just power walking.

What are you frickin' doing that for? You're just gonna die.

Yeah I know, but I need to drop a couple pounds. My feet's so fat I can't get into my roller skates, and my neckerchief don't fit anymore...look at this...[squeezes neckerchief on]...eeeeeehhh eeeh! [it doesn't fit at all] 'This a stickup!' It don't work. I do this at a bank robbery, I look like a fool.