Do you know who Goblox is?! I will tell you who Goblox is. In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy; gravy filled with the giblets from a monkey. The French craved it and, as a result, turkey became the only food source for France, which is now called RoboFrance 29. I was later killed by the chickens! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens.
Uh-huh. You know, you sound very familiar.
Of course I do. Months and months ago, I had came upon your neighbor taking the form of the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. But I didn't realize he was an agent: a chicken in disguise. Sent from the year 19... sent from the year 19...
9595?
From there. They had evolved, big time! From beyond feathers, their beaks had softened and they acquired synthetic intelligence and appendages from the chicken black market from beyond the Moon!
Are you serious?! Carl, Nextdoor Carl, is a hyper-evolved chicken from the future?!
(to Meatwad) ...What? You are?
He is. He ain't right!
I knew that. And that's why I was sent here to erase his mind... and my mind as well. I had to be reformulated by rogue chicken scientists for the rebellion. They crafted my sleek, turkey body which allowed for safe passage through the time rift. So, in summation: the bird comes with me... dead or alive.
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