Hey, you wanna hear a joke?
No! I don't like ze jokes, Wakko!
Not even a knock-knock joke?
NO!
[Wakko and Dr. Scratchansniff sit quietly for a moment]
It's really funny.
Oh, alright, fine. One joke.
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Max!
Max, who?
Wakko: Max wants to come in and go crazy!
[looks at the audience, confused, then back at Wakko] Well. Okay, now that's not really a joke, is it? You see, because it makes no sense.
It does if you know Max.
But I don't KNOW Max!
If you did, you'd be laughin'!
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