I want you to take a letter.
Where do you want me to take it?
No, no. I mean I want you to write a letter.
Okay. [takes out a notepad and a pencil] Dear Santa, I have been ever so good this year. I would like a new mallet and a shiny brass anvil.
No! No! No! No! Write a letter for me! For me!
Well, I don't know what you want for Christmas.
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