America's Next Top Model Season 1 quotes

[in confessional] Sit down! Got it! Sixth go-see, booked! [to the taxicab driver] Off to the agency!

[sees Angelea walking into the agency on time] How'd it go?

[to Jessica] It went great, I had a blast!

[to Angelea] How many did you go to?

[to Jessica] All of them.

[to Angelea] Oh my God!

Tyra Banks

I think Kayla is killing Jane in this picture.

And she's not trying.

Tyra

She's not doing a damn thing.

Jay Manuel

[about contestant Esther Petrack's "30 G" bust] Having that bust size is gonna be a problem... We're not talking D, we're talking G.

Tyra

She holds her Gs better than my Ds!

Tyra

And I understand that you're pure.

[coyly] Yes.

Tyra

Tell me why being, um, intimate with a guy grosses you out, or freaks you out.

Like—I don't like semen. I don't like semen on my hand. I don't like—I'm like, kinda... grossed out about it.

Tyra

So you've seen it before?

Yeah I seen—[catches self and laughs] Yes, I've seen it before. Yes.

I just like to cuddle. Something wrong with cuddling?

Lemme lift the weave. [lifts a strand of hair above her ear] Lemme hear it.

[showing Tyra how she poses] Tick, tick, tick, tick, flash!

After this, we're gonna find you a man. [Ann chuckles] You're laughing, but I'm for real! What's your type?

Ann Ward

Uh, hobos are kinda hot.

Big beard, yellow ring around their mouth. Yeah, that turns me off. [in confessional] Ann's different. Me being nice, I'm just trying to hold a conversation. [to Ann] What's the oldest you'll go to?

Sixty. [laughs]

What kind of man do you want?!

He has to be a warlock, and he has to spit fire, and he has to know how to make sushi.

[chuckles] You're gonna be single.

[in confessional] Yeah, I'm a weirdo.

Tyra Banks

[at first judging, referring to contestants] André, do you see any dreckitude right now?

André Leon Talley

Mmm, let's discuss.

Tyra

[to contestants] That means "yes".

[when asked why she was becoming emotional during her makeover] Like somebody cut all your hair off, you wouldn't be sad?

Girl, they didn't cut my hair because my shit was fallin' out—from stress.

Jay

When you guys walked in this morning, you were like, "Oh, we're gonna do makeovers!" But there was something you guys didn't really know, because we have a little bit of bad news.

And the bad news is that one of you will be going home tonight.

[in confessional] When they said that someone was going home, instantly my stomach just drops, because I knew I didn't do well.

Jay

So there were a few issues that we had with some people today. Liz, if you were in a fitting with Karl Lagerfeld, and he put a dress on you, and you say, "Well, I wouldn't wear it quite like this. I've got my own plans for it"...you don't belong. Sara, on set you felt and looked a little uncomfortable. Lexie, I felt that you embraced your makeover before you went on set, but that confidence...

She left it in the chair. Right in front of the mirror.

Jay

And then, Terra, you were like, "How is this gonna work? Why is everyone else getting the long hair? What's going on with this hair?" Those are the things that the client sees, that the designers see. And you guys always have to evaluate yourselves against each other out there. Because again, there's only one that can be left behind.

So, the girl who will be going home tonight...and will pack her bags...will be Terra.

Jay

[to Terra] You are so exquisite, and you're this stunning girl. [Lexie comforts Chris as Terra is eliminated] The issue that we're struggling with, is that we don't believe that you believe that you belong.

I want more time just to show you guys that it can happen.

Jay

Well, go out there and show us. Go out there and show us.

Okay. [hugs Jay; in confessional crying] I just don't think it's right. I'd much rather they send me home before they cut my hair than after. I don't feel like it was a good decision at all. To my sister, I love you. Keep your head up. She's my second chance. [to Chris] You look so good! You do good, okay?

[crying] I'll do it for us.

[in confessional] I feel like I got lucky. It just makes me thankful for still being here, and it's kind of a wake-up call for everybody.

[in confessional] So myself, Rhianna, and Ann, we put every girl's name in alphabetical order and we wrote what their "makeover" was going to be.

[finds paper on the floor] Somebody's trash. Uh-oh, I'm about to read it. Hair agenda? [running to the other girls] Dude, look what I found on the floor! Tyra could've came in and dropped it here.

[gasps and pretends to be excited] Is that the makeover?!

Lexie, sewn-in afro, strawberry blonde. Oh my God, don't cry!

It's okay.

[pretends to be upset] I'm so pissed!

[runs back down the hallway] Look what we found. Where are you, Kacey? Four-inch fade.

[in confessional] The list was originally supposed to be a prank, but people started getting really freaked out by it.

Kacey is getting her head shaved. [pointing at Terra] And she's getting apricot perm extensions.

[in confessional] ...Oops.

Tyra

Before we start the judging, I have to say that everybody looks absolutely lovely with their makeovers. But, I heard a little bird tell me that there was a fake list of makeovers that somebody in your group made.

Nigel

[chuckles] Brilliant!

Tyra

So who made up that list?

Ann?!

It was Ann's idea!

Tyra

Alright.

Damn!