Brittany quotes from America's Next Top Model

[in confessional] It's a good thing that the "high maintenance" girls get to stay in a five-star hotel because they never would've survived. [to Kahlen and Naima] I wonder what the other girls are doing.

They're all eating strawberries and chocolate.

And champagne.

In the jacuzzi!

There's rose petals in the hot tub... [notices bugs floating in the water] and little friends.

Little friends that are still alive.

Oh, gross! [gets in the hot tub for a brief moment] Okay, I'm done.

[in confessional] It's nature meets Beverly Hills. I just don't like bugs very much.

I can't take these bugs! [groans] You guys, I feel like I'm being tortured! This is not a vacation!

We're really roughing it now. No, get out of the bed!

Ugh! Get out of here!

[lying on the bed] Oh, there's a cockroach!

What the hell?! Are you joking? Man, we're getting eaten up. I don't even know how the other girls are.

Is that a snake?

OH! Oh, my God!

[laughing] God, that scared me so much!

Jay

So you guys all learned about posing like animals, so of course, we're going to do a photo shoot today. But you guys are going to be the animals. So, I've picked an animal that I think represents each and all of you. I'm gonna start with you, Kahlen. You are actually going to be a springbok. Christina, you're gonna be an ostrich.

Oh, wow!

Jay

Brittany, you're so tall and long. You're going to be...

A giraffe!

Jay

A giraffe. Michelle, I'm making you a zebra.

Ooh, there we go.

Jay

Naima, you're a silent predator. A cheetah!

Oh, no!

Aw, cheetah!

Jay

Keenyah, you get to be the elephant. I don't know how you end up with these. One week is gluttony, next week is an elephant! [he and the rest of the girls laugh]

Alright. [in confessional] Everybody else has these sexy little animals, and I get to be the big, fat elephant! Ugh! Why do I keep getting stuck with these fat characters? What is going on?!

[to Keenyah] You're very selfish. Very selfish. Like you didn't have the money. You didn't have room, but you ordered drinks. How were you going to pay for your drinks, then? Explain that! How?! How?! How?!

[to Brittany] Brittany!

[to Keenyah] How?! With what?

[to Brittany] This is very awkward.

[to Keenyah] With your looks?

[to Brittany] This is very interesting.

[to Keenyah] What?

[to Brittany] No! Your yelling is not going to change it, so if you want to think that I'm selfish, you can go ahead and think that I'm selfish! Are you listening?

[to Keenyah] No. [in confessional about Keenyah, Nelson Mandela's jail cell experience and Naima] It just comes back to her selfish tendencies. Like in Nelson Mandela's jail cell, you just automatically think because... you know, you're black, that you should be the one to open the cell. I know this experience means a lot to Naima as well. [to Keenyah about Naima and Nelson Mandela] You didn't like that she got the key. When he gave her the key, and you cried about it, you didn't even know if he was still alive or not!

[to Brittany] Whatever.

[to Keenyah about Nelson Mandela] You were so emotional over someone that you didn't know was alive or dead!

[in confessional about Brittany and Keenyah] I hate listening to people yell and just scream at each other because there are other ways, you know, to deal with that stuff.

[to Brittany about Nelson Mandela's jail cell experience and Naima] After she opened the key, it was an emotional moment for me. You were not in my shoes, you don't know how I felt at that moment! So you can go ahead and say, "She felt annoyed!"

[in confessional about Nelson Mandela's jail cell experience] I'm thinking in my head, "Wow. Thank God, Naima, you got to hold that key in your hands. Because obviously these girls don't hold that experience at such high esteem as you do."

[to Keenyah about the experience in South Africa] You are just taking this because you're black. You've said a million times. "This whole experience means so much to me because I'm black."

[to Brittany about the experience in South Africa] It means more to me because it's about who I am and where I came from.

[to Keenyah about the experience in South Africa imitating Keenyah] "Yeah, it's my land!"

[to Brittany about the experience in South Africa] Yeah! What do you think?! Yeah, it's because I'm black!

[to Keenyah] OH! MY! GOD!

[to Brittany about the experience in South Africa] You don't know what the hell I'm thinking!

[to Keenyah] SHUT UP!!!!!!!

[to Brittany about the experience in South Africa] You have no idea! [looks shocked]

I get very loud. I talk probably almost at this level like when I'm sitting at home.

Tyra

Have you ever had your hearing tested? You think that has something to do with it?

Pardon?

[after learning her friend died] Oh my God! Oh God!

[to Jael] What happened? [Jael waves for Renee to leave as she dials the phone; in confessional about Jael] Jael checked her messages and found out that a close friend of hers had passed away.

[to Jael on the phone] Hello?

[to her friend on the phone] What's going on?!

[to Jael on the phone] Uh, she overdosed.

[to her friend on the phone] Oh no! [Brittany walks in] Okay, I'm–I'm gonna call you back 'cause I'm gonna go outside. I'm gonna freak out, okay? [Brittany holds her hand as she hangs up the phone] Oh God!

[to Jael] What's going on?

[to Jael] What happened?

[sobbing] My whole life, because it's like this can't be real right now!

[to Jael] What happened?

Oh God, no! This is the worst thing I can possibly hear in the entire universe! My friend died of an overdose.

[hugs Jael] Oh my God.

[to Jael] It's okay.

I don't understand this! [sobs] This doesn't make any sense.

[to Jael] Life doesn't make sense sometimes.

[in confessional] I'd rather not be dealing with...this situation that's going on in my life, but I think modeling's a good distraction for me right now.

[to Jael about Renee] She keeps looking at us again.

[to Diana] I swear to God, I'm gonna knock Brittany on her ass one of these times.

[to Renee] I can't stand the bitch either.

[to Diana] Jael needs to go through what she needs to go through, and what she doesn't need is a bunch of fake bitches running around trying to be her friend. You know what I mean?

[to Renee] Seriously, dude, I could not handle Brittany, like, one more time.

[to Diana] Do you think Brittany's fake? Do you think that's all fake? Like an act?

[in confessional] Some of the girls apparently seem to think that I'm "acting" all the time because I've been getting a little emotional lately.

[to Renee] I don't believe anything. I don't believe her, and I don't trust her.

[in confessional] I don't like confronting people about things, but I felt like I should say something. [to Renee] The walls in a house full of women are paper thin. That's all I gotta say.

[to Brittany] Okay, listen. I'm just gonna say to you right now, I've been nothing but nice to you, nothing but genuine to you. [in confessional about Brittany] It's not like it's uncommon to have girls talk about girls, and to make people feel bad about gossiping or about having conversations about somebody else. For me, it's just so pious. She just needs to come down off her pedestal.

[to Renee] I don't have anything to say to you.

[to Brittany] Right. You know what, Brittany? You being twenty-one years old, sure do act like you're still in high school.

[to Renee while rolling her eyes] I'm still kicking your ass in this competition! [Renee flips her off]

Tyra

[voiceover about the next episode] Coming up on America's Next Top Model, when it's time to impress the designers down under...

[to Renee] What's your name?

[to Wayne Cooper] NeNe!

[to Renee] I'm Way Way!

Tyra

[voiceover about the next episode] ...Brittany leaves her manners behind!

[to Brittany] It's okay.

[shouting right at Natasha] It's not okay!

[to Brittany] It is okay.

[shouting right at Natasha about the taxi cab driver] It sucks because it's not my fault! It's his because I asked him to meet me over there! [Natasha shakes her head]

[to Dionne about her previous argument with Brittany] If I have beef with her, we talk it out, it's over, it's squashed, we're done. Why shouldn't I be nice to her?

[to Renee] Y'all are lying because when y'all have beef, y'all do not squash it.

[to Dionne] We just did five minutes ago!

[to Renee] Watch, watch, watch! A few days from now, y'all gonna be talking about it again! Somebody's gonna bring something up, and one of y'all are gonna be like, "Oh, yeah? Well, yadda-yadda-yadda." So y'all need to stop lying.

[to Dionne] Why are you getting up in our face telling us we're fake?

[to Renee] Because you are fake! You are fake! You be up in everybody's business. [gets up] You be in everybody's business!

[to Dionne, while also getting up] You want to get up in my face?!

[to Renee] Bitch, I will punch your ass and your face! [Whitney pulls Dionne away from Renee]

[in confessional] Dionne gets pissed, Dionne stands up. Like, she's getting so pissed, she's ready to take this girl's head off. I'm like, "Oh, Jesus. Please don't let this be no bloodbath up in here!"

[to Whitney about Renee] This bitch—!

[to Dionne] It ain't worth it! It ain't worth it!

[to Renee] You always up in everybody's face!

[to Dionne] It ain't worth it!

[to Renee, who rolls her eyes and walks away] You always in someone's face!

[to Dionne] You're talking about what isn't our business and you're the one in somebody else's business.

[in confessional about Brittany's runway walk] Brittany needs a lot of work with her walk so I would not book Brittany for a show. [to Brittany] Hope the rest of your stay's pleasant. [Brittany leaves and goes back to her taxi cab]

[in confessional] I guess I have a lot of pressure but I don't really feel it. If one designer doesn't like it's not the end of the world.

[leaving the designer's] Okay, my cab driver, obviously didn't come over here like I asked him too! [in confessional] I see that the taxi's not there I'm like "Oh"!

[in confessional] I asked my cab driver to meet me over on Cooper Street and he obviously didn't listen. [to her taxi cab driver] I asked you to meet me on Cooper Street.

[to Brittany] You didn't say to meet you.

[to her taxi cab driver in a repeat scene only saying where she is going and to saying to meet there] I'm going to go over to Cooper. [back to the present where her taxi cab driver is taking her back to Priscilla Leighton Clark's agency] Can't believe this!

[in confessional] My strategy is to see as many designers as possible but it's really really important to be back on time.

[to Renee, Dionne and Jaslene] Congratulations. All of you have done a terrific job today!

[to Priscilla] Thank you!

[to Renee, Dionne and Jaslene] See you later. [Renee, Dionne and Jaslene meet with Natasha and Brittany outside]

[to Renee, Dionne and Jaslene] Can I hug the winner? [Jaslene comes for a hug] The winner! Come here!

[to Renee, Dionne and Jaslene about the taxi cab driver whilst holding an unlit cigarette] I asked my cab driver to meet me on Cooper Street!

[to Brittany] Uhh huh.

[to Renee, Dionne and Jaslene] So because my guy didn't listen and said "Okay!" I got...!

[in confessional about Brittany] Brittany, why do you put up these excuses and make yourself look bad?! She just has some excuse all the time!

[to Renee, Dionne and Jaslene] I missed it by a minute.

[to Brittany about Natasha] No, because she showed up at 4:31. [Natasha sees what's happening] She was just one minute late. [Brittany looks peeved]

[shouting right at Natasha about the taxi cab driver in a repeat scene] I asked my cab driver to meet me on Cooper Street and he didn't show up! [throws portfolio on the ground, inside Priscilla Leighton Clark is not happy]

[back to the present, to Brittany at judging] You really need to learn to contain yourself.

[to Isis] How do you hide?! You had a swimsuit on!

[to Brittany] The magic of tape.

[in confessional about Isis] Isis is over the top. America's Next Top Model is not gonna be a drag queen. I'm sorry, it's not!

[to Isis] Damn, Isis, you need to shave. She needs some heat to burn off all that hair!

[notices the other girls snickering while doing her photoshoot] I would not do that! Don't do that!

[in confessional about travelling to the go-sees with Kara] I have five places to go to and four hours to do it.

[in confessional about traveling to the go-sees with Brittany] I know that Brittany’s really competitive so I was excited to be partners with her.