Jay Manuel quotes from America's Next Top Model

Jay Manuel

Today was a typical Eugena shoot -- flat, boring, and it looked like she was drowning in the water.

Jay Manuel

[about Dionne] I love that she has diarrhea of the mouth because we don't have to hear in a photograph.

Jay

[during a shoot about gay marriage] I like the smiling, why don't you guys have a happy moment? Lesbians aren't serious all the time.

Jay

[to Samantha] put your hands between your thighs, pretend that you're all alone and you're masturbating!

Jay

[after Brittany does a shoot on a wet, grimy bathroom floor] Someone get this girl a towel and a tetanus shot.

Jay

[as Natasha is doing very well in her photo shoot] There is a reason those Russian people compete and get gold!

Jay Manuel

[to Natasha] Natasha, this is do or die. We're down to four girls and we'd hate to see you throw a whole competition away because you couldn't push through this one shoot. So I need you to try a little harder because right now it just looks really, really weak.

Jay Manuel

Top Model is going green!

Jay Manuel

She finally stepped up her game! Sometimes it pays off to be in the bottom two because you wake right up!

Jay

This is when you go hallelujah! Literally! Analeigh finally brought the skater to set and used it to her advantage. You go supermodel!

Jay

See? You give a girl a rake and she becomes a model.

Jay Manuel

[to Sandra] I love the little hand thing Sandra!

Jay Manuel

[to Natalie after her photoshoot] You needed the extra frames. Not going to lie.

Jay Manuel

[to Nicole] Are you awake?

Jay

[trying to comfort Robin during her makeover] Don't look so sad. Models are canvases, and they're also chameleons.

I really don't have a choice.

Jay

[smiling] No, you don't.