You feel you've been treated unfairly?
I feel misrepresented in the media.
Put a pillow over that feeling and bear down until it stops kicking. St. Nick took the same deal you did. The only reason why you're relevant today is because Easter is a Christian holiday.
[Easter scoffs and looks offended]
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