[Media as Marilyn Monroe floats into the room]
I Love Lucy? How the fuck are you floating!!?
Happy Birthday Mr. President.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You you you're TV. You you you were black and white.
I'm as colorful as the story I'm telling. This one's filmed in glorious Technicolor. Full-color pinup to film legend to murdered. Oh, don't believe what they say about an accidental overdose. Last thing I saw from the floor of my Brentwood bungalow was a CIA spook jabbing a needle into my eyeball, lest I tell Kennedy tales unwanted. Isn't that delicious?!
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