Wasn't supposed to snow today. Wasn't even supposed to be cold.
So, you're perfectly okay believing that tiny people on television can predict the weather. But you crinkle with consternation at the mere suggestion that you could make it snow.
One of those things is science, okay? The other is fantasy.
You're talking about it like it's apples and oranges.
It's not apples and oranges, okay? It's reality and fantasy.
Oh, so that's how the world works! It's either real or it's fantasy?
Yeah, that's how the world works.
Yeah, says the man who hasn't seen it. Shadow, at best, you suffer from a failure of imagination. We're gonna have to fix that.
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