Stan and Carolyn in “Wife Insurance”

Stan

Hey, lady. Is that your hot air balloon? I need a ride back to the States.

I'm sorry, but that balloon is for offical Guinness business only.

Stan

What if I told you we'd set the record for "Most Spontaneous Cross Atlantic Hot Air Balloon Trip"?

I'm sorry, sir. I can't.

Stan

[pulls out his gun] What if I told you I'm about to set the record for shooting a woman in the face the most times in a row?

Alejandro, fire up the balloon!