Stan: Hey, lady. Is that your hot air balloon? I need a ride back to the States.
Carolyn: I'm sorry, but that balloon is for offical Guinness business only.
Stan: What if I told you we'd set the record for "Most Spontaneous Cross Atlantic Hot Air Balloon Trip"?
Carolyn: I'm sorry, sir. I can't.
Stan: [pulls out his gun] What if I told you I'm about to set the record for shooting a woman in the face the most times in a row?
Carolyn: Alejandro, fire up the balloon!

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