Hey, why didn't I get infected?
C3CDC agent #3
Conquistador measles doesn't infect the sexual immature.
C2CDC agent #2
A class 5 virus going after a dweeb like you? Please.
But it can still like me as a friend, right? And one day grow into something m...more than friendship? (the CDC agents shake their heads no)
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