I don't believe this! How could they put me at the kids' table? I'm 14!
KIKid in costume
I'm Batman.
NO, YOU'RE NOT! [sighs] I'm too old for this. I don't wanna be around all these babies playing Pokémon, badly. This kid right here is just wasting his Charizard. [to the kid] You are wasting your Charizard!
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