[after kicking out multiple kids for out for screaming obscenities during the announcements]
Ugh, damn kids! [sighs] Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru, moving coke. Machado was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. And once you drew blood for him, you were set. Hooch, blow, girls! Not women, girls. [lasciviously] Little bitty things.
SSecretary
[opens door to the announcements room] Brian!
Principal Lewis [realizing that the microphone is still on while he was talking about rape with minors]: Oh, fuck me.
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