Roger, I think I've found a way off this island! Is there such a thing as a time crab?
“Choosy Wives Choose Smith” · Season 4, Episode 4
In this episode: Stan Smith (3)
Come on, Francine! Small planes are the safest of all. If Richie Valens' plane had been just a little bit smaller, he'd still be alive.
Well, I'd rather be acting crazy than feeling crazy. That's good, Stan. I'm gonna write that down when we land. Oh, already forgot it.
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