CMCindy McCauliff
How DARE you.
I didn't TELL him!
CMCindy McCauliff
You were ABOUT to!
No, no, no. I was just ...
CMCindy McCauliff
You had NO right.
Mark is a FRIEND of mine!
CMCindy McCauliff
I've HAD boyfriends before. Things have been JUST fine.
They have? Wait, how?
CMCindy McCauliff
I tell them I'm Catholic.
I'm confused. Catholic girls have penises? 'Cause I thought ...
CMCindy McCauliff
I tell them I'm against pre-marital sex!
No, I'm still confused. What other kind of sex IS there?
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