“Hans, have you got the weedkiller?” – Colonel, 'Allo 'Allo! ... TV Quotes Database

[Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering are planning to kill General Von Klinkerhoffen]

Hans, have you got the weedkiller?

Even better - the chemist gave me a pill containing all his best poisons. You take it with a glass of wine. One drink and... [impersonates a dead person] all is quiet on the Western Front.

Colonel

Are you sure it'll work?

Geering

Yes. I told him it was for you.

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