[Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering are admiring their newly stolen treasures]
It is not much to look at, Herr Colonel.
Hans, you ignorant peasant, this is probably the first cuckoo-clock ever made. Absolutely priceless. Und this, this is the Fallen Madonna by Van Klomp, which will be worth a fortune after the war.
Is it wise to have it in your office?
Who can see it apart from Helga?
Come to think of it, it looks a little like Helga.
You too?
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