'Allo 'Allo! quotes

I have bad nose.

I have a massage from Michelle.

I was in the poop

Hole Hotler!

Take off your clothes.

You may kiss me!

Give me my powerful Gestapo binoculars.

You vill dress as a woman of the opposite sex

What-a mistake-a to make-a

Da a beautiful laidy i-a kiss-a your hand

Heil-a Mussolini! (in response to General Von Klinkerhoffen's "Heil Hitler")

My heart goes boom-titi-boom... titi-boom

Colonnello! (kisses Von Strohm on his bald head)

Ow are you getting on, ey?

'tler! (pronouncing only the last third of "Heil Hitler!")