All That Season 1 quotes

[Leon Frierson] "Will you guys sign my Spice Boy dolls for me? I got 'em all; they're so cool!"

"Oh, look how adorable your cute little dolls are! Of course we can sign your dolls...I mean, uh, they--they look real tough, ya know what I'm sayin'? Punks? Punks!"

[Mark Saul] "Yeah, my question is for Burt Spice. Um, Burt...what's with your name?"

"What do--what do you mean?"

[Mark Saul] "Well, you know, uh, Hairy Spice is hairy, and Dead Spice is, well, not living."

[Mark Saul] "You're just Burt Spice; now, don't you think that's kinda lame?"

"Well, uh...no; the Spice Boys, we're all about music and boy power and friction. Trust me, nobody cares about my name."

"In my foreign land, it is only proper that the guests sleep in the bed, and that you sleep on the floor!"

[Angelique Bates; she and Ishboo are on a date, and she has just watched him dance] "Oh, Ishboo; where did you learn to dance like that? In your foreign land?"

"Yes; when I was a small Ishboo, I accidentally sat on a hot stove. The excruciating butt pain taught me how to wiggle myself!"

[Katrina Johnson] "Um...hey, Barry; can you give me ride home?"

"Why; yes, I can."

"Thanks."

"There you go. Drive safely."

"Well, we all know how much Mandy loved chocolate. Unfortunately, during a recent chocolatey-wild weekend, Mandy lost her mind and consumed 479 pounds of pure milk chocolate. Last I heard, Mandy was locked away in a chocolate rehabilitation facility. We wish her well."

[after tasting his dish, 'Burrito Surprise'--a chocolate-covered burrito] "That makes me wanna sing!"

[singing to the tune of 'La Cucaracha'] "La chocolata, la chocolata..."

"All right! Now, the next dish that I have prepared for you is called 'Chocolate on Top of Chocolate, Smothered in Chocolate'."

"What it is."

"As principal of Dullmont Junior High School, Principal William...Baines...Pimpell..."

[singing to the tune of Dry Bones] "The finger bone's connected to the...shin bone! The shin bone's connected to the...brain bone!..."

[of the U. S. S. Spaceship] "Aw! Nobody stops my engines cold!"

"Ho-ho-ho-...hold the fig neutrons there, mush bucket! The name is, Lester Oaks...Construction Worker!"

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger; can I take your order?"

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Is there anything in my nose?"

[coordinating producer Tracy Lynn Sullivan] "I don't know."