"Hi, I’m Ashley, and today, I’m here to answer your letters. Our first letter comes from…Lisa Lillian, of Encino, CA. Lisa writes, 'Dear Ashley'"…
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“ 'Dear Ashley,
"Well, Lisa, your letter leads me to this question…WHO STINKIN’ CARES?! THIS IS CALLED ' ASK ASHLEY'; NOT ' BORE ASHLEY TO STINKIN’ DEATH'!"
CChuck
[DeSena] "We're fans, baby!"
CChad
Lyons] "Yeah; rowdy fans!"
CChuck
"The rowdiest..."
"Did you buy that outfit special for tonight?"
PPorsha
[Brummet] "Why, yes; I did".
CCarlee
"See; you can still buy a party dress for under a dollar".
"Yep. All you need is 50¢ and directions to Banana Repulsive".
"And now...'Story Time with the Osbournes'".
OOOzzy Osbourne (1948-2025)
[DeSena] "Right. Tonight’s story is Goldilocks and the Bear."
[Brummet] " Three ."
"Huh?"
"Three Bears ."
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