AAnnouncer
[to the audience] "And now you know…Ryan Coleman."
All S1
"They don’t know anything about me! All they know is that you are pathetic, and throw fake parties!"
AAnnouncer
"Fake parties that you’re not invited to!"
"That doesn’t even make any sense!"
[reading a letter delivered by Cupid {Shane Lyons}] "Melody says, 'Dear Brad and Heather, I have a crush on this really cute guy, and I think he likes me, too, because he flirts with me all the time, and he walked me home from school yesterday'".
BDBrad Dashman
[Jack DeSena] "The ladies like it when you walk ‘em".
"This lady sure does! Anywho, Melody says, 'But there’s only one problem; he’s dating this really annoying girl named Heather'...that's my name!"
•"When you smell smoke in your house, you better call the fire department. But when you smell smoke in your pants, you better ask yourself, 'Why am I sniffing my pants?'".*
•"If you're afraid of heights, don't climb up a ladder. If you're afraid of marshmallows, don't climb up a ladder made of marshmallows".
•"If your best friend sends you a text message that says, 'Hey, I hate your guts!'...then you've probably got a problem with your best friend".
•"If your favorite color is horse, then you just might need to find out what the word 'color' means".
*Lori Beth Denberg had given similar advice on one of her "Vital Information" sketches.
LLisa
"Are you havin’ a flashback?"
GSGuest star and former cast member Amanda Bynes
"Yup".
AAAshley and audience
[in unison] "Thaaaat’s me!"
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