ALF and Willie in “Mr. Sandman”

ALF

[while digging for treasure] Give up. He must be mad. Mad, I tell me, mad! No one's gonna cheat me out of my right to someone else's legacy. [feels something hard with a shovel] Hey, what's this? Wooden planks! Yes! Yes! I found the treasure! I'm, I'm going to be stupid! [laughs and then yells as he falls down to the water]

Willie

ALF. ALF, where are you?

ALF

[from underground] Down here.

Willie

What happened?

ALF

[from underground] I was looking for gold, but all I found was this ice-cold Jacuzzi instead. I'm drowning. Get me out of here.

Willie

I-I'll go tear one of the sleeping bags into a rope. I'll be right back. Don't go away.

ALF

[from underground] I'll try not to wander off. Just my luck I fall down a well there's no townspeople around to fight over the movie rights.