[comes in the kitchen] Kate, I have some very bad news.
What is it?
I found a cat outside by a fence. He's dead?
Lucky? Oh no.
So, what's the bad news?
That was the bad news. Thank you for your concern.
Well honey, what happened?
Well, he must've died in his sleep. Apparently he was a lot older than the vet said he was. I wrapped him in a towel and put him in the garage.
Poor Lucky.
[after Lucky died] The Luck-meister is dead! This is indeed a very dark day for anyone who knew him, or chased him. Is the crock pot still under the sink?
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