[while cutting the bread] And he's just gotten completely carried away with this therapy thing.
You know ALF, he gets carried away with everything he does. What motivated you to let it go this far?
Oh, stop it, Larry. I've had enough of this all week. Just fix it.
Yeah, you know what they say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
In ALF's hands, foam rubber is a dangerous thing.
Do you think you can help?
Trust me. I'm a professional.
The last time someone said that to me, I ended up with purple hair.
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