[comes out the kitchen with a tabloid] Hi.
Oh, hi, ALF. We're gonna go out to Brian's game and then out for pizza. You want us to bring you anything?
I'm too depressed to eat.
What's wrong?
Ah, they're fooling around with the universe. Read this travesty of journalism I foundin this week's Inquisitor.
[reading tabloid] "Amazon women found on Alpha Centauri." So?
Everyone knows Alpha Centauri is just a bunch of bowling alleys and divorced guys!
Oh, ALF, when will you learn not to take anything in those tabloids seriously? And when I hide something in the bottom of the garbage. I expect it to stay there.
Alright, here. But I can't give you back the melon rinds. That ship has sailed.
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