ALF and Jake in “Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?”

ALF

[from the window] Yo, Jake!

Jake

ALF, how long have you been out there?

ALF

Long enough. For but what it's worth, I think you did the right thing.

Jake

Yeah? Then how come I feel so crummy?

ALF

You ate Kate's cooking last night, remember? Anyway, I'm glad you're not going back to New York.

Jake

I, uh, kinda wish I was.

ALF

Well, that was really nice what you said to your mom. You know, there's nothing like the love between a mother and child. Except, maybe the love between two florists.

Jake

Give this back to Mrs. Tanner, would you? And, uh, tell her I'm, we're sorry.

ALF

So what happens to your mother now?

Jake

I guess she'll go back to her doctor.

ALF

Well, I hope he's an eye doctor. This is the ugliest pin I've ever seen! Looks like a blood clot. Ha. Blood clot! Ha! Oh, I kill me. [Jakes closes the bedroom curtain]