ALF and Willie in “Suspicious Minds”

ALF

We've found him. We've found Elvis.

Willie

Oh, good. I was getting tired of looking for him.

ALF

I'm serious, Willie. The king lives 2 doors down.

Willie

Oh, come on.

ALF

Well, look, Raquel said this guy's in his 50s, he has a Southern accent, and he likes to sing.

Willie

Who else could it be? Willie Nelson, Jerry Lee Lewis, Huckleberry Hound?

ALF

No, no, no. Those guys would never live next to the Ochmonek's.

Willie

I give up.

ALF

I can be logical if I have to. The man's name is Aaron King. Elvis' middle name was Aaron and he was king of Rock 'n' Roll.

Willie

I'm not convinced.

ALF

OK. How about this? Hank Aaron is baseball's home run king and Elvis loved baseball.

Willie

ALF, you are grasping at straws.

ALF

[shouts at Willie] OK. Listen to this. Aaron Burr wanted to be King of America and he was from the South, just like Elvis. [Willie runs away to the kitchen] Well, at least I got his watch.