[on the phone] Hello, Hairy.
Hi, too much rouge?
So, how is it going?
Fine, I've met a lot of nice new people who wanna kill me.
That's nice.
Oh, I'm glad you're taking it so well.
Uh, I-I really can't talk right now. We have, company.
Oh, you invited people over! Hey, hey, I wouldn't want you to stop living because I might.
We didn't invite them. They just dropped by.
Well, excuse us for being under siege.
Um. Uh, Willie hasn't forgotten about you. I'm sure we'll be seeing you soon. Okay, Hairy?
Do I have the right number?
Yes. Goodbye. [hangs up] Do I use too much rouge?
I always thought so.
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