[Willie sees ALF is wearing a box on his head when he's sleeping and he beeps]
What are you doing?
Well, I was sleeping till you woke me up.
Well, since when do you sleep standing up?
Since I started sleeping with that box on my head.
You look ridiculous.
Well, not everyone sleeps like you. Mouth open, drooling on the pillow.
How do you know how I look when I sleep?
I go into your bedroom at night and watch you and Kate.
I don't like you doing that.
Well, hey, you were watching me.
I couldn't sleep. I came out to get a glass of milk. I heard you- [yells as he steps on a tack] Aahh!
Oh, good, it works.
ALF, there are tacks on the floor.
It's my alarm system. In case a burglar shows up. Getting one of your headaches, again? You know what's good for that? Jogging. I've been doing a lot of it lately.
I don't think jogging is the answer. You've been jogging?
Yeah. You can really see the definition in my thigh muscles.
You actually go outside, in the street where people can see you?
I jog at night and I wear a dark headband.
I'm going to go back to bed and drool. [yells and steps on another tack as he leaves]
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