ALF, we have to talk.
Just a second. Easy shot! Ha! That's exactly why the martians are extinct.
What is this?
Space Invaders.
What do they do? Crash in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your yard?
You're in a mood!
Yes, I am! Because I found my good hoe, in this condition! [holds up a pole with a bit of mangled scrap iron on one end]
Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was plowing up my garden and I hit a water main. Don't worry, it wasn't yours.
So, you're giving up gardening?
Not giving it up. Just switching crops.
Oh, to what?
[offscreen] Willie!
Earthworms. [Willie leaves] Hey, I think I know that guy!
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