[ALF is sitting on the sofa while Willie and Kate bring a box to the living room]
Watch out for that table.
Oh. I see it.
I don't know how your mother's gonna get all this stuff in that little, little apartment.
Well, you've never seen the inside of her handbag.
Heavy?
Yes. But no heavier than other boxes you've watched us carry.
Would you mind licking this stamp?
Can't you lick that yourself?
Not with chocolate on my tongue.
Where did you get the chocolate?
It's the funniest thing. I found a whole box in the back of your closet.
I was going to give that to Kate for Valentine's Day.
Oh, Willie, that's sweet.
He ate the whole box.
Whining is not going to bring it back!
Willie, it's, it's alright. Maybe he, uh, [opens box] he did! He forgot the second layer.
Right! I only licked those! [pause] Great. Now nobody can eat them.
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