Willie, Dean Houseman and others in “Jump”

Willie

Where am I?

You're at your graduation.

Willie

What am I graduating from?

This is a dream, Tanner. Its purpose is to point out how inadequate you are compared to everyone else.

Willie

That sound like fun.

Would you mind standing off to the side? Nolan Westwood come on out and accept your diploma? Congratulations Nolan on being a successful unicyclist world traveler and New Guinea and Cape.

Thank you here are some stamps and coins.

Willie

He is on the money to?

Tanner.

Listen, I've got to go they're having a little ceremony for me back home I'm being bumped up from King to God

Willie

Congratulations Nolan.

Thanks bud.

And now, our next recipient needs no introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Namath! Just kidding, here you go, Joe.

Thanks, say what's going on here?

Willie's having a dream

Willie!

Willie

Hello Joe. I'm sorry to drag you into this.

Oh hey, that's cool I've been doing a lot of dreams lately. Next week, I'm doing a Howard Cosell nightmare.

Willie

Oh gee, Joe, you've done awfully well. Say, would you would you autograph this for my son, Brian?

Absolutely. [he signs on Willie's back] There you go.

Willie

Thanks Joe. "To Brian", "tell your mom hello."

You know what I always think about what Kate said when I proposed to her. Yeah and that's how I got the bad knees by the way kneeling. She said Broadway she always called me Broadway she said thanks but no thanks. I'm looking for someone that's predictable and safe. So long, Willie. [leaves as he plummets]

Willie

I'm going skydiving tomorrow.

I'm going skydiving tomorrow. You had your chance. And now it gives me great pleasure to introduce our man of the century. Someone whose accomplishments but the rest of us to shame. A person of whom it can truly be said he changed the way we look at the world. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Gordon "ALF" Shumway.

Can I have your autograph?

ALF

Sure Joe.

Oh wait till my friends see this.

ALF

Oh there you go.

Thanks.

Willie

ALF.

ALF

Willie.

Willie

ALF.

ALF

Willie.

Willie

You're the man of the century?

ALF

Yeah, what a surprise. I was happy just to be nominated, what a kick!

Willie

Well congratulations.

ALF

Thanks. Hey Willie, you never know, next century it could be you.

Willie

I don't think so. Hey, come on, don't be so negative. All you have to do is take this parachute and jump Willie.

ALF

Jump, jump.

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump. [they echo as Willie gets shocked]