Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. · Season 1
So you're saying Aida is made out the same stuff that made the Darkhold?
Yeah. And the Rider wants to send them both back to where they came from.
I hope that means hell.
Hell is relative. Dimensions, space, planets - it's all connected. Plenty of them qualify as hell. The Earth is just one territory in a war that's been going on forever.
Can you beat Aida?
I don't know. But what I do know the demon in me hates her in ways I've never felt.
We all feel like that.
Ophelia, you're upset because this is all new. There's - there's lots of feelings. That must be overwhelming.
It is overwhelming. There are too many feelings, which is why I decided to feel only one of them - vengeance. It's hot and clean and sharp like a knife. And my vengeance is going to make you suffer, the way that I have suffered.
The good news is that Talbot is alive, he's in a coma, but alive.
The bad news is they know we're here and they're on their way.
Yeah, you should go while you can.
Yeah, we're all going.
Nah, I'm gonna stay. This is my fault, AIDA, the LMDs, all the deaths. Those aren't on S.H.I.E.L.D., those are on me. And I can explain that I built the LMD that shot Talbot, that way–
Fitz! We were all in the Framework together, we understand how confusing and screwed up that world is. And trust me, it's gonna take me years to process everything that happened in there. But the one thing that I don't need time to understand is that we are all in this together. I tried to take the blame for everything not too long ago. I dyed my hair, I ran away. I thought that separating myself from the team would help me protect it, but in truth I kind of just lost myself. And you, you were the one who pulled me back in. This is not on you, okay? We all lost ourselves in there. And yeah, it might take you a long time to forgive yourself, but speaking on behalf of the team: you have nothing to apologize for.
If there's a price to pay, we pay it, together.
I'm in.
[pouring himself a whiskey, sitting on the beach at sunset] Though immortality may have eluded me... perhaps it's for the best. After all... what is eternity without my beloved Agnes by my side? This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a– [vanishes]
Well, I don't have many details, but I do know we're in space.
Yeah, that makes sense. That's one thing we haven't done yet.
Look, I'm just saying, what good is it having a state-of-the robotic hand if you don't have it on you when your kidnapped by Martians?
Looks like he's got both hands to me.
Ah, that's his civvy hand. It's just a prosthetic without all the cool doodads. It should've been a hook. At least you can stab things with a hook.
Thought I was gonna be arrested.
So, wait, that one doesn't have a blowtorch or the laser gun or anything?
First of all, I'm not Inspector Gadget. And second of all, the authorities would've confiscated it. Prison's bad enough without being down an appendage.
First rule of Boy Scouts is always come prepared.
How were we supposed to be prepared for this, Mack?
I don't know, we gotta be prepared for everything, apparently. Look, not a day ago, I was trapped inside a-a computer-generated mind prison, and now... You know what? You know what, Coulson? I'm out. I'm out. We get through this, I am packing it in.
Sorry, Mack. You already quit years ago.
Yeah, well, I didn't quit hard enough. Look, I'm not comfortable at the pace at which we deal with new trials and tribulations.
Fury never said anything about deep space outposts being developed, did he?
There was nothing like this in his black box.
So, wait, S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't have a space division called S.P.E.A.R. or something?
[nods no]
Really? I always thought you guys had people hiding on the moon.
Again, let's not postulate. Let's apply scientific principles and consider the evidence we have.
Look, this is magic, okay? Can we all agree this is magic at play?
Magic is just science we don't understand yet.
Ah, please. We just got zapped through space by Stonehenge, and we're trying to rule out a flaming-headed demon from east L.A.? Science my ass.
We should split up.
Oh, hell no. We are sticking together, one hundred percent. Have you never seen an Alien movie?
Mack, it's the best way to cover the most ground.
Okay... okay, you see, that's exactly what they say before they get picked off one by one. And you know who the first one will be.
So we'll have to find our own way back.
Well, I'm a biologist, but sure I can invent time travel. Just give me a minute.
Daisy? Pretty name. Like the flower?
Does that line work in the future?
Guess not.
Ready, and go.
[Yo-Yo runs off and and returns in a blink]
You should see your "go-face" in slow-motion. Classic.
You're showing off.
If you got it, flaunt it.
You're gonna leave us here to die?
That's the hope.
If we don't, you and me are gonna have a conversation.
Where's an axe when you need one, huh?
Still too soon.
That is not something to joke about.
Quake. You see, I'm the one person that's pieced history together, who has an idea what happened. You want to know what kind of force can tear a planet apart? It was you. You think if you work hard enough if you inspire them, that you can put the pieces back together? You think you can save mankind? Give them back a world with justice and freedom and all that other pledge-of-allegiance garbage? I'm telling you to make peace with it. Surrender to it and make this your home, just the way it is. Because S.H.I.E.L.D. tried to save the world. And you want to see the consequences? Take a look. [shows Daisy on a screen the planet Earth which is blown apart] Do you see an Earth that can be saved? It's too late. It's already been quaked apart.
The Renewal lost me time and tokens! So if things don't start picking up around here, I'm gonna be doing some renewing of my own! Is that understood?!
Thinking I may have been wrong to trust Grill.
This is what we call an understatement, no?
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