Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. · Season 1
Invisibility. Imagine the possibilities.
What are you imagining?
Nothing fun.
Get used to it. Can't put the Terrigen genie back in the bottle. Powers are the new normal.
Maybe you're just jealous.
Damn right I am. Tell me you didn't try one of those little fish oil pills. I had my fingers crossed for X-ray vision. [pause] I was just curious! I wasn't the only one.
[Mack looks at Bobbi]
I mean I thought about it, I didn't actually do it.
How do you lose someone as big as Mack?
[Tied to a chair in Elena's apartment] The chair's an upgrade. At least there's that.
[In Spanish] I don't know what you're saying.
Yeah, I don't know what you're saying.
[Gathering intel on Elena] She works a clerical job in a museum. At night, art classes.
Artist turned gun runner. Kinda sexy.
No record.
It doesn't add up.
She's got powers. That's how it adds up. [At Joey's and Daisy's hard looks] Andrew was a lovely head shrinker before he turned into a not so lovely Inhuman serial killer.
Point made.
So, what do you know about this conference? Other than small, secret, just a few countries.
They're calling it a "Symposium on the Alien Contagion". No wonder everyone is afraid of us, when they use words like that. And you know, we're only part alien- and it's not a disease, it's an awakening.
...Interesting word choice.
I mean, for me. Terregenesis... made me who I was supposed to be. It's given me a gift, and I use it to stop bad people from doing bad things.
Unfortunately, some of those "bad people" are also Inhumans.
Yeah, well you know who else does bad things? Humans! But you don't see any "Symposium on the Human Contagion!"
[shrugs] Humans, we know. Inhumans are brand new territory- people fear what they don't understand. [pause] Any word from Lincoln? How's his, uh, field op with May going?
[shrugs] It's just a trial run. But, having been there myself, I'd say... he's miserable.
What's in the case?
It's the Director's new toy. Something we've been working on.
Does it kill, stun or disintegrate?
It makes gloves.
I don't care what they call it. It's a dress. You must be loving this.
You're the president's official representative. It's a customary way to honor them for hosting the symposium, and you look very dignified.
It's all loosey-goosey under there.
Great. Coulson's in trouble, this place is crawling with armed Hydra agents, and we have no weapons.
Not strictly true. [reveals batons and guns he was hiding in a serving tray] Buon appetito.
I love you.
I don't hate you quite as much.
[to the Hydra agents taking him prisoner] You gentlemen interested in changing jobs? The good guys are hiring. You don't get to kill people in cold blood, but we've got a really good retirement plan.
If we get to Malick, have we got the green light?
You want to assassinate a former member of the World Council on Russian soil knowing that if we get caught, or our actions are tied to the US government in any way, that it'll be considered an act of war?
So, you're saying...?
Pretty sure that's gonna be a "no".
It's a big "no"!
Bobbi and I were on holiday picking mushrooms...
In the woods of Siberia in the dead of winter.
Do you know a better place to find the jumbo chaga mushroom? Because I certainly do not.
You were caught with a weapon standing over a dead man.
An unfortunate circumstance.
I really should stretch before running.
He was just doing his job.
So was Stalin.
We took an oath. To BE the shield.
To protect those in danger.
Hey, hey. The residue from the bombs. It's got nitromine in it.
I don't know what that is, but your tone of voice makes it sound bad.
It's uh, Howard Stark developed it after World War II. It causes implosions.
Uh. That's weird.
Weird, how? That they got their hands on it?
Nitromine isn't stable enough to be used in a gel based explosive. Or, at least it shouldn't be.
So, the Watchdogs have been making improvements to nitromine.
Well... just, just to be clear...
Actually, I think I've got some sodium hydrogen acetate back in Zephyr 1.
That'll help if we encounter any more bombs.
[Shakes her head in confusion] Sodium hy...
Hydrogen acetate.
It neutralizes nitromine.
Okay. Thank you, nerd herd.
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