Hey squirt, how long have you been chewin' on that gum?
Uh… three weeks?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Of course,they will. There's nothing more sacred than the bond between a boy and his pet! As I know all too well!
Aww, you had a pet?
Mr. Bobo was more than a pet, hew was a villain's best friend! Brave, trustworthy, loyal, always willing to share his lunch! Oh, I miss that little cockroach!
LLawrence
Mom! Dad!
RDr.Robotnik
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! It's humiliating that I've ever invented you!
Will you shut up & row?!
(Sonic is having a tribute so Tails asks his friends to be at the hero of the year awards, Tails asks Professor Von Schlemmer to come.)
Professor Von Schlemmer: Of course, Professor Von Schlemmer is a brilliant scientist. He deserves a tribute and I always wanted to meet him.
You're Professor Von Schlemmer, remember?
VSVon Schlemmer
I am? That's wonderful, haha! Then I can be the one to introduce me to him.
(Scratch puts the lever on the machine)
Look what I did, I got it finished. I'm Dr. Robotnik's favorite lackey. (Professor Von Schlemmer is shown up tied on a tree)
VSVon Schlemmer
Well, I'm his favorite victim.
As soon as I saw the dreamamajig, Dr. Robotnik, I knew you'd want to know about it!
Indeed! If I had that machine, I could terrorize all of Mobius!
I guess this means I'm finally gettin' my promotion, huh?
(shoots out of his chair) Promotion?! What for?! You should have swiped the machine and brought it to me, you nincombot!
But, but, eh... (Dr. Robotnik gives him a mop and bucket)
I'm demoting you to scrub monkey, third class! Now go and mop up the dungeon! (Pulls a lever and Coconuts falls into the dungeon. Then the door opens and Scratch and Grounder fall through)
Snoo-PING AS usual, I see?
Not me! I didn't hear nothing about Von Schlemmer's dreamamajig!
Er... me neither! Especially I didn't hear the part about the clown!
Stop jabbering, you dingbots! I'm formulating a plan to take advantage of this unexpected turn of events!
And the brilliant idea is, your sneakiness?
It's a work of genius!
Idiots! I haven't thought of it yet, you boot-lickers!
Ooh. But when you think of it...
I know it'll be marvelous!
That's true... Ahah! I have just come up with a magnificent scheme! (points at his feet) Now you may lick my boots! (Scratch and Grounder stick out their tongues in disgust)
Urrgh!
(disgusted) I hate this part!
Fools! Idiots!
Oh, you called?
Look how shiny my key is!
My key is shinier!
If I've told you once, I've told you 1,000 times...
(as a baby) Goo Goo Poo Poo.
(confused) "Goo Goo Poo Poo"?
No, you never said that!
(as he, Grounder and Baby Sonic are fighting over the Decrepitizer) I've got one thing to say to you, kid!
BTBaby Tails
(laughs while squirting milk from his bottle on the floor) Goo goo poo poo!
Goo... goo poo poo!
And that goes double for me!
AHAHAHAHA! I really put one over on that rube! This sack of gold can finance a whole army of robots to trample Mobius into submission!
You're my hero Dr Robotnik sir. You're rotten to the core, BAHAHAHA!
Thank you, and to show how much I appreciate you two numbskulls, I'm going to give you a tip.
Wow, aha, great!
Oh, boy, a tip!
The tip is: "always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded".
I'll, uh, try to remember that.
Yeah, me too, in case I ever get feet.
I bet this nugget alone is worth...[smells it]...hmmm? Strange. It smells like...chili beans. [eats it] It IS chili beans! STALE CHILI BEANS! Covered with gold paint!
That was a pretty tricky hillbilly.
Coconuts!
[enters room] You want me, your putridness? You want me?
I was bamboozled by Sonic, and it's all your fault!
What are you talking about?! I wasn't even there!
Shut up! I'm the boss, I can blame whoever I want to! I am demoting you down to mop-up duty!
But, but, but, but, but,...[moans]...where do I start?
By standing on that X!
[Coconuts walks onto a trapdoor with an "X" on it. Robotnik pulls a lever that opens the trapdoor and Coconuts falls in.]
Ha!
NOT AGAIN!
If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get even with that scheme-stopping spine-headed hedgehog!
I hate turtles, I hate Tails, I hate that hedgehog!
MRMomma Robotnik
I came closer to conquering Mobius than you EVER DID!
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