A character in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Played by Christopher Welch
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog · 135 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog: in 33 of its 135 quotes
Most scenes with: Sonic the Hedgehog (23), Grounder (8), Scratch (7)
[munching on some leaves from a tree; mouthful] Sonic, what do I do? I'm just so hungry.
Not to worry, pal. I'll take care of everything.
But how?
I'll, uh... er, uh... Can I get back to you on that?
That horrible monster! I thought I was a goner!
Oh, I'm sure Tails didn't mean any harm. It was an accident.
An accident?! Don't be fooled!
(to Sonic angrily) "Old-timer?" "OLD-TIMER?!" Why I was saving Mobius from bad guys when you were still a hedgehoglet! (walks away sadly)
I think you hurt his feelings, Sonic.
Well! Guys like him ought to know when to quit! Robotnik would eat him for lunch!
Hey squirt, how long have you been chewin' on that gum?
Uh… three weeks?
(Sonic is having a tribute so Tails asks his friends to be at the hero of the year awards, Tails asks Professor Von Schlemmer to come.)
Professor Von Schlemmer: Of course, Professor Von Schlemmer is a brilliant scientist. He deserves a tribute and I always wanted to meet him.
You're Professor Von Schlemmer, remember?
I am? That's wonderful, haha! Then I can be the one to introduce me to him.
If I've told you once, I've told you 1,000 times...
(as a baby) Goo Goo Poo Poo.
(confused) "Goo Goo Poo Poo"?
No, you never said that!
(as he, Grounder and Baby Sonic are fighting over the Decrepitizer) I've got one thing to say to you, kid!
(laughs while squirting milk from his bottle on the floor) Goo goo poo poo!
Goo... goo poo poo!
And that goes double for me!
Hey, Tails, remember those fish cakes we ate at Robotnik's?
Yeah?
Well, it looks like it's our turn to be fish food!
Okay, you better tell us what your plan is.
Yeah, so we can stop...
[Scratch hits Grounder on the head]
Actually, we were just curious!
Well, it's too late, boys! We already escaped.
Well, thanks anyway. [goes into wild take] YOU WHAT?!
We're just uh, holo...
Holographic projections. 3-D movies. We skipped town an hour ago!
I don't believe it!
Yeah! If you were just holo, uh, holo, uh, pictures, could I do this to you?
[Grounder grabs Sonic and Tails and throws them at the window. Sonic grabs the bars.]
No! And thanks! Gotta run, hon! [spins and breaks the bars]
So long, battery brain! [flies off]
[to Grounder] YOU DID IT AGAIN!
Yeah, but you gotta admit it was a great plan! And now we know what it is!
Having fun?
Turn out that light!
That's not just a light.. it's my solar polar molar!
In that case, shut your mouth!
Not before my solar breath burns Sonic into Hedgehog chips!
Sounds like a great party!
I'll bring the dip!
You are the DIP!
[Quark fires the solar to melt rocks and rushes Sonic from fired assaults]
Careful! If the solar ray touches my Darkinator, There's no telling-
[Quark fires instantly and destroys the Darkinator, making it explode]
[weakly] WhAt mIgHt hAppEn...!
This failure was probable to a factor of 245,764 to 1.
Oh, can it!
Of course, the mathematical probability can be altered; if you are to combine forces, the success slash failure ratio, is 4062 to 1.
Combined forces? per-posterous idea!
Absurd idea, I like it!
Might work.
[has stopped his large tank] Why that ego-maniac! [spots sign] "Welcome to Quark Land?" [he, Scratch, and Grounder walk over to Sonic and Tails, disguised as soldiers]
Welcome to Quark Land. You have obviously arrived to enlist in the glorious war against the inferior Robotnik. Hail Quark!
Hail Quark!
Hail Quar... [Scratch bonks him on the head] ...OW!
That's it! This time he's gone too far! It's duck-hunting season, boys!
[thinking] Hmmm. A new stupidity ray. I could create a whole planet of my kind of soldiers!
[thinking also] Hmmm. A new stupidity ray! I could create a whole planet of suckers!
I volunteer to join the mission! With my military experience, we will be certain to beat the pinball fortress!
No! I volunteer! My company sold Robotnik most of the traps in the fortress! I know how to get through them!
Get lost, snake oil! We don't need you!
What we don't need is a throat-necked grunthead!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
[the two begin fighting again]
What do you think, Sonic?
I think, between Robotnik and these guys, we're all in big trouble!
Hi, Hacker. Whatcha doin'?
Hiya, Tails. [to Sonic] Sonic, just taking a peak at someone's program.
You mean you can get into someone else's computer?
They haven't made the system I can't crack!
So what are we waiting for? Get crackin'!
He's not going anywhere, fuzz face, cept' back to Dr. Robotnik's lab! Who knows? Maybe he'll turn your buddy into a footstool! [he and Scratch both laugh]
Nobody's turning Sonic into a footstool!
[grabs and picks him up by the tails] Out of the way, brat! [throws him aside]
Should've worn your seat belts, fellas.
Oh, sorry, officer! We forgot!
Well, I'll give you 2, maybe 3 years in Mobius jail to think about it.
Now hold on!
Driving over the speed limit inside a building? That's gonna cost you, too!
Oh, no! How much for that?
5, maybe 10 years?
[Scratch picks up Tails]
Scratch! He's an officer!
Ever see an officer with two tails? [reveals Tails]
[gasp] The fox brat! I knew that!
Did not! You don't know anything! [sees that Tails got away] Hey come back here you dippy little mutt!
Look Sonic, Smoke!
(Black smoke from the steamroller was seen in distance)
And you know what they say, where there's smoke...
There's Robotnik!
Right!
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ScratchPhil Hayes · 51 quotes
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