[Finn and Jake find Ice King in their bathroom]
The Ice King?! Grrr—eugh!
Geez, you couldn't wait two seconds?
Ech... Why are you stinkin' up our house?
Didn't you get my text? It said I'm stayin' with you guys— [takes out banana phone with Gunter keychain] oh, didn't go through. Well, anyways, I knew you wouldn't mind since it's sorta your fault I'm homeless, right? [searches duffle bag]
Right.
'Cause you tricked your crazy ex into melting my Ice Kingdom?
Mm-hmm...
With your lies and secrets? 'Member when that happened?
Dude, you can't stay here if you're gonna stank it up with your bad vibes, man! [Ice King sprays air freshener, Finn and Jake cough]
Yeah, I'm just crashing here while the penguins rebuild. I've given Gunter temporary reign.
[see Gunter, wearing Ice King's crown, constructing ice structures]
Should be fine.
Flame Princess isn't crazy.
You're blind, Finn. You're blind! Wait, she isn't here, is she?
No.
Whew!
She said she wanted time to herself. [walks out]
Yeesh!
Yeah. Breakups are tough.
Heh. Yeah, like remember how you and I were married?
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