[Peppermint Butler and Braco proceed into her lab, where Bubblegum is seen sleeping with a pizza box on her head]
Prubs!
[wakes up] Hey, what? [takes pizza slice off her face] Pff... who's that?
This is Braco.
Son of Logan, who was begat by Hobus.
[writing notes down] Okay... yeah?
I want to take you... on a date. [PB pauses for a beat]
Thank you, Braco. That's very sweet, but no.
Princess, this lab reeks like brown mist! It's unhealthy. You've got to get outside and do some research on boys!
That is way out of line, Peps, and you guys are donking up my research! [starts thrashing stuff off her desk] Hello!! Donk!! Donk!!
Princess, I love you! I-I love you so much it hurts! The pain, it— Uhh... [PB walks to him and uses a laser pointer on his right eye]
Hmm. What you're feeling is called infatuation. The pain is the product of you overvaluing a projected, imaginary relationship with me.
No, Princess! What I feel is real! Meet me in the garden tonight and unlock the mystery [runs to the balcony and jumps down] of me-e-e-e-e!!
Braco!
[lying on top of Mr. Cupcake] Come to me tonight!
[beat] Okay, Braco. But just for research, all right?
Yes, Princess!
Good job, man! You take it from here!
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