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Adventure Time · Season 4, Episode 14

Finn and Jake in “Card Wars”

Hey, Jake. What's wrong? You look dumpy. How come? I-Is it because of that metal box? [runs to Jake looking out the window] Is something sad inside?

No... it's nothin'.

There's lots of boxes that have nothing in them. But also, you can put something in the box. And then it won't be empty! Does that make you feel better? [Jake turns to him]

[chuckles] You're a charmer, Finn Human. No... it's, well... Lady Rainicorn doesn't want to play the game Card Wars with me. [shows box full of cards to Finn] I always beat her. 'Cause she says "No more Card Warring."

What's Card Wars?

It's a fantasy card game that's super-complicated and awesome, but— well... oh, it's kinda stupid. Never mind.

How come you never talked abut it before? It sounds cool!

Really? Well, I thought you'd say it was for nerds who do not know how life is outside the nerd universe.

I-It is, man. But I still totally want to play it. So no more moping, okay?

Thanks, Finn!

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