Uh, Jake, can't we get rid of these clown nurses? They make me feel ridiculous.
No way, man.
Ugh!
Well, now you know we can't jump off of birds. [the big green clown nurse waves a milk-dipped cookie and drop into Jake's mouth] I paid them up front. They don't leave until the job's done. Besides... [honks her nose horn] they're funny. [HHHOOO-PWWOOO!!!] Heheheh! Look! She just farted!
Time for our love therapy. [walks to Finn's bandaged toe]
Wait... what're they doing? [she smooches his toe] Whoa!! Stop!!
Oh, my! Did that hurt, dear?!
No! I just don't want you kissing my toe!
Now, now, honey. You gotta understand that this is the only way to foo-foo your boo-boo.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!!
I don't know, but I feeling better already. Aah! That tickles!
You want me to stop?
No, keep going. [she resumes smooching Jake's foot]
You're gross, man. [reads his Enchiridion] Look! "Deep in the forest of trees, there's a Cyclops whose magical tears can heal any wound." See?! SEE?!! [the clown nurse takes his Enchiridion away from him]
Maybe you should leave the medical decisions to the medical professionals, and my professional prescription is... you toe need cu-razy smooches! It's the only way! [laughing manically]
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